Oopsie Rolls Quotes & Sayings

I think I'm one of the patches of the quilt here, myself and Dwyane. — Shaquille O'Neal

Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by staff tax nerds who can put pretty much any wording they want in there. I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the US tax code, you'd find at least one sex scene. ("Yes, yes, YES!" moaned Vanessa as Lance, his taut body moist with moisture, again and again depreciated her adjusted gross rate of annualized fiscal debenture ... ) — Dave Barry

Not only during the ascent, but also during the descent my willpower is dulled. The longer I climb the less important the goal
seems to me, the more indifferent I become to myself. My attention
has diminished, my memory is weakened. My mental fatigue is now
greater than the bodily. It is so pleasant to sit doing nothing - and therefore so dangerous. Death through exhaustion is like death
through freezing - a pleasant one. — Reinhold Messner

The important part of growing older was the growing part. Resisting change meant forever standing still, which was a sad way to live. — Barbara Delinsky

With my full philosophical rucksack I can only climb slowly up the mountain of mathematics. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

NASA's next urgent mission should be to send good poets into space so they can describe what it's really like.
Dangerous by Shannon Hale — Shannon Hale

President Eisenhower, like many Americans, is a very fervent believer in a very vague religion. — Kevin M. Kruse

Companies need to have rules - that's a given - but they don't have to be shortsighted and lazy attempts at creating order. — Travis Bradberry

History is neither a prison nor a museum, nor is it a set of materials for self-congratulation. — Alasdair MacIntyre

Only you can take you to Funkytown. — Aristotle.