Oolon Colluphid Quotes & Sayings

The most wonderful, beautiful things in life are the simple things which we have all forgotten. — Gerald Durrell

A thirteen-year-old is a kaleidoscope of different personalities, if not in most ways a mere figment of her own imagination. At that age, what and who you are depends largely on what book you happen to be reading at the moment. — Jessica Mitford

Obama's defiantly vowed not only to radically expand the reach of government from cradle to grave, but to smash the Constitution's restrictions on government power while doing it. — Steve Stockman

Moral contempt is a far greater indignity and insult than any kind of crime. — Friedrich Nietzsche

All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot! — Dr. Seuss

I have never experienced anything like walking out onto the stage of an oversold venue and, before the first note is struck, realizing that there is not going to be enough oxygen for all of us. — Henry Rollins

Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes — Douglas Adams

Why would I want four or five more inches? I use my speed. — Martin St. Louis

I hope that you're learning how important you are, how important each person you see can be. Discovering each one's specialty is the most important learning. — Fred Rogers

Terrorist organizations with specific political agendas may be encouraged and emboldened by Yasser Arafat's transformation from outlaw to statesman. — John F. Kerry

People are generally forced to change. We don't want to change, and then something absolutely forces us to realize that what we are doing isn't working or that our picture of the world is wrong. We fail. So we change. — Ira Glass