Oohh Wow Sarcasm Quotes & Sayings

I'm Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect? — Jeaniene Frost

I stand at a distance, like a person who comes from another world. — Andreas Gursky

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine — Zayn Malik

A computer is like a violin. You can imagine a novice trying first a phonograph and then a violin. The latter, he says, sounds terrible. That is the argument we have heard from our humanists and most of our computer scientists. Computer programs are good, they say, for particular purposes, but they aren't flexible. Neither is a violin, or a typewriter, until you learn how to use it. — Marvin Minsky

No country should waste wireless spectrum. Especially not India, where the cellphone has become the personal computer. — Ram Shriram

When I'd get tired and want to stop, I'd wonder what my next opponent was doing. I'd wonder if he was still working out. I'd tried to visualize him. When I could see him working, I'd start pushing myself. When I could see him in the shower, I'd push myself harder. — Dan Gable