Onderwijs Quotes & Sayings

I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday night, I was destined to be collecting corsages from every boy in town before prom, accepting such floral offerings like competing sacrifices to a Delphic goddess. — Elizabeth Wurtzel

Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward is to be denied the right to marry. Go figure. — Richard Posner

Hating yourself is like hating the sun. No matter how much you complain of it agitating your eyes, its brilliance shines on. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Some gifts are evil. Others are not, but what they are remains to be discovered. Rest — Steven Erikson

Yes, the day the world ended and nobody was innocent again. God, how swiftly it all fell down! — Arthur Miller

Let me note that Kilgore Trout and I have never used semicolons. They don't do anything, don't suggest anything. They are transvestite hermaphrodites. — Kurt Vonnegut

Success and failure in our own national economy will hang upon the degree to which we are able to work with races and nations whose social order and whose behavior and attitudes are strange to us. — Ruth Benedict

A conviction akin to religious feeling of the rationality or intelligibility of the world lies behind all scientific work of a high order. — Albert Einstein

If you want to give a tangible present, but you know the recipient wants cash, give a little bit of both. This strategy is helpful for occasions that involve a public opening of presents, like a bridal or baby shower. You can give something that can be wrapped and opened, along with a card containing a check. — Jean Chatzky

Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum." — Dave Barry

I'm very much aware I can't think. I'm a poet. — Rene Daumal

I will never laugh at you," he promises fiercely. "Ever. I'm your safe place, Libby. You've got to know that. — Kristen Callihan

Dear God, I don't ask that my life be perfect but that you allow the myriad of emotions in my life to end each day with calmness. May I sleep peacefully to do your work again by morning light. I ask for these things in Jesus's name, amen. — Ron Baratono

Any self-respecting entrepreneur has borrowed money from their mother at some point. — Kevin Plank

The one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous. — Salvador Dali