Onanists Men Quotes & Sayings

To come up with the ending to a story and then work backwards is like tying your shoe with one hand only. — Donald McKay

Comedy is very difficult. I love it because when you do it right, it's the best feeling in the world. — Brandon Jay McLaren

Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper. — Tara Sivec

Her singing voice is the sound of a body falling downstairs, and she speaks as if the hangman's hands are at her throat. — Morrissey

I walk on my sacred path. — Lailah Gifty Akita

People should just be allowed to look in the mirror and see all kinds of possibilities. — M-E Girard

Even in this world where you're getting everything you need and having this nice life, there's still loneliness and longing and disconnection. — Spike Jonze

You don't dare think whole even to yourself the entirety of a dear hope or wish let alone a desperate one else you yourself have doomed it. — William Faulkner

Moping around with sadness and sorrow ... what will come of it? Even dead people can do that. However, i'll live and stand on my own two legs. If we are going to die one day, wouldnt it be better to have no regrets — Black Butler

The massively built old man was tired, despite his customary show of energy. I guess when you get up into that bracket, Herbert decided, you have to act in a certain way; you have to appear more than a human with merely ordinary failings. — Philip K. Dick

Know, thou, that the lines that live are turned out of a furrowed brow. — Herman Melville

Living in society, we must share the suffering of our fellow citizens and practice compassion and tolerance not only toward our loved ones but also toward our enemies. — Dalai Lama XIV

You can't know what an experience will mean to future-you until you are future-you. You need millions of seconds of perspective, which ultimately, only time can buy. — John Green

I layer my moisturizers, which makes my complexion so fresh, I can wear less foundation. — Bobbi Brown

If you spent your life trying to be LIKE EVERYBODY, you will only succeed at BECOMING A NOBODY. (Rabbi Celso Cukierkorn Bestselling Author and Speaker) — Celso Cukierkorn