Onanistic Generator Quotes & Sayings

Good grooming is integral and impeccable style is a must. If you don't look the part, no one will want to give you time or money. — Daymond John

Ladies if A Man is More Invested and Concerned About Your Assets ... He Is A Liability — Mo Stegall

Fritz, the doggen butler, presented him with a barf bag at exactly the right moment. A barf bag. A hospital-grade, bright-green barf bag. As — J.R. Ward

more than half of all houses in Mexico City are located in unhealthy, unsafe areas. — Kurt Hollander

How many times go we to comedies, to masques, to places of great and noble resort, nay even to church only to see the company. — John Donne

There is no escape from metre; there is only mastery. — T. S. Eliot

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality. — Steve Allen

If you think you know all the secrets, you think you know all the cures. — Colum McCann

A reduced Christ is the same as a rejected Christ. — E. Stanley Jones

She thought: at this moment, the glass stem between his fingers feels just like the one between mine. We have this much in common. — Ayn Rand

Remember,
a stranger once told you that the breeze
here is something worth writing poems about. — Shinji Moon

Your just as sane as I am — J.K. Rowling

Clearly understand, there isn't any situation that isn't made worse by worry. Worry never solves anything. Worry never prevents anything. Worry never heals anything. Worry serves only one purpose ... it makes matters worse. — Bob Proctor