Omgwtfotl Quotes & Sayings

If you get killed, I swear I'll bring you back from the dead just to kill you again myself! — Kelsey Sutton

According to some Christian teachings, Jesus and God ascended above the sun, the moon and the stars leaving us to be slaughtered by Satan, and then told us to come and seek them, where it would never be possible for any human to reach. What kind of a God would be so cruel to His children? — Nicky Verster

Dimitri held up a car seat with one hand, which was almost comical. "We can go whenever you're ready. Lana gave us this and swears it's easy to install."
Rose laughed at that. "Oh, this I've got to see, comrade. Dimitri Belikov, badass god, installing a baby's car seat. — Richelle Mead

Look like barbie, Smoke like marley. — Bob Marley

I guess I can't live without Netflix because I would have nothing to do. All I do is sit home and watch movies. — Sara Paxton

An immoderate fondness for dress, for pleasure, and for sway, are the passions of savages; the passions that occupy those uncivilized beings who have not yet extended the dominion of the mind, or even learned to think with the energy necessary to concatenate that abstract train of thought which produces principles ... that women from their education and the present state of civilized life, are in the same condition, cannotbe controverted. — Mary Wollstonecraft

Let's forgive someone for Valentines day, it's a great way to show love, and forgive yourself too for the hurt you held onto. — Jay Woodman

Mr Hitchens's policy has succeeded in making 10,000 new Bin Ladens. — George Galloway

My best advice to writers is get yourself born in an interesting place. — Pierre Berton

Prior to 'The Karate Kid', I did commercials - Kool-Aid, Pepsi, milk - and I had always been cast as the all-American nice guy. — William Zabka