Omgwtfbible Quotes & Sayings

My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him start a campaign.' — Joe Scarborough

I don't like drug addicts and she sounds like a cat. — Nina Simone

I sincerely believe that if Bush and Cheney recognized the full humanity of other people's mothers around the world, they wouldn't commit the crimes they commit. — Wallace Shawn

I really enjoy playing with someone else and whether it's chess or tennis or games, I love card games. I love that, but I think there's something so important to gain from winning and losing and learning how to lose and how you can be better from that. — Hilary Swank

I don't think running for office is anything I'm prepared for or could even prepare myself for. — America Ferrera

Film acting, if you don't play the lead, you come, and you do your scenes in a few days, and you act with a couple of colleagues. All the rest of the actors you never see, and you don't even meet many of them. And you don't know what will happen with what you've done. Maybe it will be in the film, maybe it will not. — Max Von Sydow

Is there an observation which is not the instrument of thought? — Jiddu Krishnamurti

Every country possesses, it seems, the sort of cuisine it deserves, which is to say the sort of cuisine it is appreciative enough to want. — Waverley Lewis Root

Suspicion of happiness is in our blood. — E. V. Lucas

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married. — Katharine Hepburn

I am a Christian in the only sense in which He wished anyone to be: sincerely attached to His doctrines in preference to all others. — Thomas Jefferson

I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started? — Ricky Gervais

I didn't want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad. — Robin McKinley