Omgaa Quotes & Sayings

Only the young and the beautiful should be allowed to fuck. — Tom Robbins

The law offends us because it tells us what to do - and most of the time, we hate anyone telling us what to do. But ironically, grace offends us even more, because it tells us that there is nothing we can do, that everything has already been done. And if there is something we hate more than being told what to do, it's being told that we can't do anything, that we can't earn anything - that we are helpless, weak, and needy. — Tullian Tchividjian

... sometimes it's tempting to believe that a strange and mysterious force likes to f**k around with my life. Besides my family, that is. — M.L. Brennan

To make yourself understood to people, one must first speak to their eyes — Napoleon Bonaparte

Trees constitute the environmental quality committee - running air and water purification service 24-7. They're on every task force, from the historical society picnic to the highway department, school board, and library. When it comes to civic beautification, they alone create the crimson fall with little recognition. — Robin Wall Kimmerer

If you knew that you only had one day to live, what would you think about-your car or favorite pair of shoes or would it be the more everyday joys that occupy your mind? — Kristine Carlson

We came to the comforting conclusion that the Creator probably knew how to run His universe quite as well as we do, and that, after all, there are no such things as 'wasted' lives, saving and except when am individual wilfully squanders and wastes his own life ... — L.M. Montgomery

The more peaceful you are, the more beautiful your face becomes; the more violent you are, the uglier your face becomes! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

That man is best Who does his best And leaves the rest, Then-do not worry. — Charles Deems