Oltmanns Illinois Quotes & Sayings

One day, I'm going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson."
I had no idea she was into anal. — Darynda Jones

Humankind seems to have an enormous capacity for savagery, for brutality, for lack of empathy, for lack of compassion. — Annie Lennox

Into each life some rain must fall, Somedays must be dark and sad and dreary. — Louisa May Alcott

The potluck started the way most potlucks do, with a mad dash to the table by the starving and the obese, quickly — Austin Grisham

The Day of Trouble is Near — P.J. Parker

And what makes humans so sure that thinking is the most important activity in the universe? ... I on the contrary have never forgotten that first I existed and then, with a lot of difficulty, I learned to think. (p. 31) — Sabina Berman

I think that 95 percent of knowing you're the greatest is all about confidence. You might suspect you're the greatest, you might hope you're the greatest, but if you don't have the balls to proclaim yourself the greatest in bold packaging, and let your critics test you if they dare, then you probably aren't the greatest. Who can resist the guy who really, truly believes in himself? — Mia Sheridan

Yeah, but broken isn't the same as unfixable. — Marissa Meyer

Believe yourself again and again to find yourself. — Debasish Mridha

The irony of talking to animals and an imaginary girlfriend, who keep me sane, even though I know I look like a raving lunatic, isn't lost on me. — Elyse Draper

If you want to cut down a tree, it is no use to climb into its branches. — Vinoba Bhave

I tried my best [on audition for X-Files], and it worked out. I got the part. So I was flabbergasted. — Rhys Darby