Oldys Raider Quotes & Sayings

And that's how I ended up making out with the love of my life in the storeroom of a comic shop where, it turns out, heaven really can be found. — Leah Rae Miller

And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for? — Pittacus Lore

When you ask your white friends what their cultural heritage is, they don't just say white. They give you a math equation. 'Well, I'm a third German and a fourth Irish and one-sixteenth Welsh and one-fortieth Native American for college applications.' — Hari Kondabolu

You want to fuck the singer, but you would suck on any of them. A rim job, a piss shower, wouldn't matter. The band plays in nothing but tube socks hung over their cocks and sacks. They can make the socks swing like giant tittie tassels. You've never seen anything so sexy. — Amanda Boyden

Very sacred is the vocation of the artist, who has to do directly with the works of God, and interpret the teaching of creation to mankind. All honor to the man who treats it sacredly; who studies, as in God's presence, the thoughts of God which are expressed to him; and makes all things according to the pattern which he is ever ready to show to earnest and reverent genius on the mount. — Jason 'J' Brown

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart,
yeah,I drunk me a river since you
tore me apart — Tom Waits

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. — Lee Trevino

Author Malcolm Gladwell believes that one can be an expert at something after putting in ten thousand hours of practice. — Anonymous

Now today, moment by moment, realize that each person and event that happens is life for you. Life is not somewhere else. See how fully you can accept the life that presents itself to you now. — Brenda Shoshanna

Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. Shd kissed me. "Br careful Seaweed Brain." she put her cap back on and vanished. I probably would have sst there fir the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was. — Rick Riordan