Oldtimer Funny Quotes & Sayings

He was, in military life, a sergeant. Casson had already guessed that by the time he got around to mentioning it. A sergeant: good at getting things done. By the book so long as it worked. By being crooked if that's what it took. — Alan Furst

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think. — Craig Ferguson

Mental face palm. Suddenly I wasn't sure there was enough room on the campus for both me and his ego. — Gemma Halliday

Lots of people have gone from public housing to do great things in the world and have a tremendous sense of duty to their fellow man because of it. — Jewel

Yet, he thought, if I can die saying, "Life is so beautiful," then nothing else is important. If i can believe in myself that much, nothing else matters. — Mario Puzo