Oldies Funny Quotes & Sayings

The only happy people in the world
are those who do not have to write long poems — John Berryman

I've always felt that music is an art form that deserves to live the life of the artist. — Roger Daltrey

Thankful gratitude, amazing life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Don't criticise them; they are just what we would be under similar circumstances." Yet — Dale Carnegie

And there are those who give with pain, and that pain is their baptism. — Kahlil Gibran

Cat's friends seemed like very sweet girls," Dad says.
"They were the bomb," I say fervently, and he looks back at me with raised eyebrows.
"'The bomb' is a good thing? Like 'sick'?
"Duh," I reply, and Dad lets out a sigh.
"Thirteen-year-olds should come with subtitles," he says, turning onto our street. — Maya Gold

Keeping baggage from the past will leave no room for happiness in the future. — Wayne L. Misner

No agent/publisher is in a position to create across a spectrum of media and distribution what major publishers can accomplish for authors. — Robert Gottlieb

Recollect that to a woman who gets her living by her pen, 'time is money,' as it is to an artist. Therefore, encroaching on her time is lessening her income. And yet how often is this done (either heedlessly or selfishly) by persons professing to be her friends, and who are habitually in the practice of interrupting her in her writing hours ... — Eliza Leslie

If you come home with your panties still on, I am never speaking to you again. — Janet Chapman

Sometimes things reveal themselves to you a little bit. I think it was Joan Didion that said, "We write to find out what we're thinking." And sometimes that happens. — Craig Finn

Success at the expense of goodness is like a beautiful apple tree without apples. — Jonah Books

Not-my cousin Helen. — Josephine Angelini

There are now no elders who know more than the young themselves about what the young are experiencing. — Margaret Mead