Old Farmer Sayings Quotes & Sayings

One narrative, about the hated people in our lands, is that eventually they get what is coming to them. — Daniel Handler

Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together. — Paul Reiser

Ye who amid this feverish world would wear A body free of pain, of cares a mind, Fly the rank city, shun its turbid air; Breathe not the chaos of eternal smoke And volatile corruption, from the dead, The dying, sickening, and the living world Exhal'd, to sully heaven's transparent dome With dim mortality. — John Armstrong

A lot of folks that ain't saying 'ain't,' ain't eating. — Dizzy Dean

I now see that is a woman's God-given role to tend to the home and take care of the children: it's just that the entire planet is our home, and every child on it is one of our children. — Marianne Williamson

Everything that's realistic has some sort of ugliness in it. Even a flower is ugly when it wilts, a bird when it seeks its prey, the ocean when it becomes violent. — Sharon Tate

Why, Noah, do you know the word for vagina in every language?"
"Because I'm European, and therefore more cultured than you. — Michelle Hodkin

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. — Amy Alcott

Why is it that there's more indignation over a photo of a prisoner with underwear on his head than over the video of a young American with no head at all? — Zell Miller

As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things. — Larry Correia

Oh, this was the great ploy of Satan in that kingdom of his: to display such blatant evil one could almost believe one's own secret sin didn't matter. — Corrie Ten Boom

I personally believe that those who are leaders with political power over the world will be forced some day, sooner or later, to give way to common sense and the will of the people. — Alva Myrdal

Media always comments if I wear the same thing twice. — Prince Royce