Old Dirty Bastard Quotes & Sayings

Every time I feel mad or something, I run somewhere. It gets my frustrations away. I run and run and run. — Pedro Martinez

How would one tell a story about happiness? One can only tell of the origins of happiness and its destruction. — Andre Gide

Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare. — Ol' Dirty Bastard

There is no reason to believe that a definition necessarily determines the ontological status of the term defined.) — Karl Popper

I like a quiet life. — Wendy Cope

Some travelers think they want to go to foreign places but are dismayed when the places turn out actually to be foreign. — Margaret Atwood

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you. — Michael Caine

A person of character knows the difference between right and wrong and always tries to do the right thing for the right reason. — Michael Josephson

Don't compare me with Jesus. He is a great master, a great master ... — Dalai Lama