Old Age Gag Gift Quotes & Sayings

A lot of people want to donate a kidney, but they're not in a position to because they have health issues of their own, and a lot of people need them. That's why the list is long and it takes a long time. — Natalie Cole

I should learn patience, it's a shame there's no time for that. — Maija Haavisto

Music has always been a dominant force in my life. As a young kid, it was a way for me to escape everyday life. — John Varvatos

There are people out there who've paid good money to hear me. I always figure when all you got is the deposit slip, you better be real nice to the folks that have the checkbook. — Thomas Cobb

Confusion has seized us, and all things go wrong,
The women have leaped from their spheres,
And, instead of fixed stars, shoot as comets along,
And are setting the world by the ears! — Maria Weston Chapman

Sacharissa saw a movement. Boddony had pulled his axe out from under the bench. It was a traditional dwarf axe. One side was a pickaxe, for the extraction of interesting minerals, and the other side was a war axe, because the people who owned the land with the valuable minerals in it can be so unreasonable sometimes. — Terry Pratchett