Ola Joseph Quotes & Sayings

Listen, last time I talked to you three, you were all two oars short of having any oars, so I don't want to hear it. — James Riley

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself. — Stephen Fry

I don't care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day. — Harry Redknapp

Being grateful is humbling. If we appreciate the simple things as well as our achievements and a simple hello from someone else and show courtesy to others, we will certainly express our gratitude to God. — Ellen J. Barrier

Great works of the imagination are not produced quickly nor do they take quick effect on the popular mind. — John Dos Passos

14. Procrastinator's Clock. For those who are chronically late to meetings, there's the Procrastinator's Clock, a downloadable program for your computer, that displays a digital clock that is guaranteed to be up to fifteen minutes fast. How fast? Well, that's the nudge. You are never exactly sure because the clock unpredictably speeds up and slows down. That assures that users can't game the system. We think that this device might help the lawyer of this team (who shall remain nameless) get to Noodles on time for lunch. A physical version of this clock has already been patented by a company called Emergent Technologies. — Richard H. Thaler

The universal and lasting establishment of peace constitutes not merely a part, but the whole final purpose and end of the science of right as viewed within the limits of reason. — Immanuel Kant

I'd learn over time to insist on chatting by phone before hooking up. It was prudent, I thought, to see if the guy sounded like the type who might ejaculate and then murder me in the throes of shame, or lock me in his basement for the remainder of my life, or hold me down and rape me. Or drill holes in my head and inject boiling water and hydrochloric acid into my brain, the way Jeffrey Dahmer did with his hook-ups to try and turn them into sex zombies. — Drew Nellins Smith

If you wanted a peek at my dick I would have sent pictures," Levi growled. — Katie Reus

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness — Seneca.

I'm so proud of Maryland's firefighters, risking their lives to protect others, but we need to protect our protectors with the best equipment training and resources. — Barbara Mikulski

The best way to turn the earth into hell is to turn the state into a god. — Jakub Bozydar Wisniewski