Oil Change Funny Quotes & Sayings

Be disciplined and disciple to thrive in every situation and keep cleaved to your plans. — Israelmore Ayivor

When you dance intensely, you are really aware of your physicality, and that's always great to have as a tool, when you're an actress. — Mia Wasikowska

to reach the kind of success you want you, must know and understand that 'Success is a state of Mind', as long as you never stop thinking, you can achieve whatever, — R.L. Welch

Tiny Cooper is not the world's gayest person, and he is not the world's largest person, but I believe he may be the world's largest person who is really, really gay, and also the world's gayest person who is really, really large. — John Green

I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of ... cranium accessories!" — Mitch Hedberg

For so delicious were the words she sung,it seem'd he had loved them a whole summer long. — John Keats

The Word is the master key for the whole world, inasmuch as through its potency the doors of the hearts of men, which in reality are the doors of heaven, are unlocked. — Baha'u'llah

I don't do it!" I sobbed in despair; "I don't save or shield them! It's far worse than I dreamed - they're lost!" VIII — Henry James

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

They are looking outside for scraps of pleasure or fulfillment, for validation, security, or love, while they have a treasure within that not only includes all those things but is infinitely greater than anything the world can offer. — Eckhart Tolle

All societies have these cases. There are many, many crime cases that remain famous from the times of the Romans. The Bible is full of crime stories. You can almost flip to a page. Joseph being sold into slavery by his brothers is a crime story. The Bible is full of crime stories. — Bill James

Think of how much better the world would be if people craved compliments about the beauty of their heart rather than the beauty of their face. The — Penny Reid

I feel as if they are somewhere between movement and stillness, and thus in possession of a certain energy. — Claire Morgan

A lot of songs are empowering because everybody who has been through a hard time in a relationship or in their lives can relate to it. — Nicole Scherzinger