Ohm Funny Quotes & Sayings

My dad is an attorney. I've always been interested in it. My sons are probably going to law school. — Rob Lowe

It's hard to be the person who gets left behind, and never the person who gets to do the leaving. — Alexandra Bracken

Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher,' said Harry loudly, 'there was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head.' This — J.K. Rowling

The highest duty of the writer, the composer, the artist, is to remain true to himself and to let the chips fall where they may. — John F. Kennedy

I can find no room in my cosmos for a deity save as a waste product of human weakness, the excrement of the imagination. — Norman Douglas

She studies my face as if she is playing Where's Waldo, except she's hunting for a lie instead of a weirdo in a hat. — Elle Kennedy

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious. — Mitch Hedberg

I would stare at the grains of light suspended in that silent space, struggling to see into my own heart. What did I want? And what did others want from me? But I could never find the answers. Sometimes I would reach out and try to grasp the grains of light, but my fingers touched nothing. — Haruki Murakami

I want all the books on the shelves.
I want the books with dinosaur words like nigger that show the skeletons in our national closet. I want books with the word cunt as well as the word kike. Words don't scare me. Suppressing them does. — E.L. Konigsburg

I'd like to hope you end up a miserable, lonely woman. But actually, I hope you have children one day, Ellie Haworth. Then you'll know how it feels to be vulnerable. And to have to fight, to be constantly vigilant, just to make sure your children get to grow up with a father. — Jojo Moyes

During the canvass in the State of Mississippi, I traveled into different parts of that state, and this is the doctrine that I everywhere uttered: that while I was in favor of building up the colored race, I was not in favor of tearing down the white race. — Hiram Rhodes Revels

I guess the truth is nobody told this smart kid that communication between such divergent life forms was impossible, so he just went ahead and did it anyhow. — Terry Pratchett

Even a stunted tree reaches for sunlight. — Jacqueline Carey

A strong passion for any object will ensure success, for the desire of the end will point out the means. — Henry Hazlitt

A crisis of self-respect. What makes me feel strong? Being in love and work. I must work. I'm being wasted by self-pity and self-contempt. — Susan Sontag