Ohhhh Sound Quotes & Sayings

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. — Jonathan Swift

The truth is never dressed for the occasion. — Steve Maraboli

I invite all brats to throw their cookies at the baker's head if they're not sweet, winos to chuck their wine if it's bad, the dying to shuck their souls when they croak, and men to throw their existence in God's face when it's bitter — Gustave Flaubert

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health. — Robert Benchley

The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long form. — Dave Barry

The first thing one notices about Jill Abramson is her short stature. The second is her intensity. — Gail Sheehy

I'm very pro-Israel. In fact, I was the head of the Israeli Day Parade a number of years ago, I did a commercial for [Benjamin] Netanyahu when he was getting elected, he asked me to do a commercial for him, I did a commercial for him. — Donald Trump

To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film. — Mae West

I well understand why analysts demand high payment, for what can be more tedious than listening to another person recount his dreams? — Truman Capote