Ogden Nash Funny Quotes & Sayings

When you work out or you're doing anything active, it's more fun as a group. You may lose track of the time, and the next thing you know, you're working out for two hours because you're having fun. — LeBron James

Om is that divine elixir that can clear away all the obstructions in our energy bodies. — Banani Ray

You about to play an opponent who is either bigger, stronger, faster or more experienced than you. Is there any hope at all? Absolutely, because one factor is in your favor: You are the Underdog! — Micah Miller

Actually, my character needs to be questioned. On a regular basis. By people who know and love me. — John Ortberg

What? You'd dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication?
That's when you need a drink the most. — Charles Bukowski

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned. — Ogden Nash

I have way too many songs that have music but don't have lyrics. — Jonny Lang

Without Police Woman I wouldn't have had a career. The show started about the same time the women's movement was taking off. Ours was the first prime-time one-hour show featuring a strong, professional woman. It paved the way for other series to follow. — Angie Dickinson

Some of what you see, my child, may make you affraid, revolted even, but you must remember that all life is born of corruption. The reborn can rise only from death and decay. Resurrection springs only from the tomb. — Karen Maitland

No man is greater than his respect for sleep. — Ogden Nash

I've seen Steelheart bleed — Brandon Sanderson

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. — Ogden Nash

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer — Ogden Nash

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. — Ogden Nash

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money? — Ogden Nash

As the practical value of altering consciousness becomes recognized, procedures to effect these alterations will become increasingly ordinary and unremarkable. The whole concept of changing states of consciousness will cease to have a threatening or exotic aspect. — Michael Crichton