Ofishally One Quotes & Sayings

What's your name?"
"What do you want it to be?"
"Are you a vampire?"
"Not the last time I checked. — Kresley Cole

Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong. They are conflicts between two rights — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

I'm constantly running across people who have never heard of books I think they should read. — Paul Theroux

I'd actually read the 'Twilight' books and seen the movies, and I was a fan. — Judi Shekoni

Trying to Enjoy It (Proceed as if You Look Awesome)...This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens, but you can do it. It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. Your "right mind" knows that you look ridiculous in a half-open dress and giant shoes, but you must put yourself back in third grade, slipping on your mom's quilted caftan and drinking cream soda out of a champagne glass while watching The Love Boat. You have never been more glamorous. — Tina Fey

Treaties are often written in paper and ink. War, is carved by stone in blood. — B.H.

How can you live without everything touching you? — Lauren Bird Horowitz

Julio was willing to bet that Officer "I've Seen It All" Mac had never seen a horde of black-skinned demons wearing rags and armor and carrying swords and spears, dragging a naked woman and a chubby boy by a rope. No, he was willing to bet his left nut that even officer Mac had never seen such a thing. — Brom

Peeps cant turn into anything smaller than what they are. where would the extra mass go — Scott Westerfeld

Gotta have safety at our borders. We're a sovereign nation, gotta protect our borders. Make sure the workplace doesn't become a magnet for folks to be hired without the authorization. And then let's be realistic and sensible about how we approach all those folks who made America their home, established businesses, have children who have gone on to be valedictorians at their high school - and let's do these things in a very sensible way. — Xavier Becerra

Never have a long conversation with anyone who says between you and I. — E.L. Konigsburg

We're meals on wheels," Jenni said with a bitter laugh. "Chewy center is what it's all about," Katie said gloomily. — Rhiannon Frater

The fewer connections you have to the world, the easier it is to leave. — David Levithan

Any disease could be healed in a matter of days - any disease - if distraction from it could occur and a different vibration dominate. — Esther Hicks

The commonest weakness of our race is our ability to rationalize our most selfish purposes. — Robert A. Heinlein