Offside Anime Quotes & Sayings

This drink. This drink will fuck you from your gums to your guts, but cold enough, the sugar and fizz will provide a blip, just long enough, to stop you opening a vein. Coke. Or Pepsi - doesn't matter.
This phone. This phone will connect you to people everywhere, except for where you are, and sever you from God forever. Apple. — Russell Brand

She was a road trip without a map. — Georgia Clark

I've never believed in God. But I believe in Picasso. — Diego Rivera

Why, the devil, do you see,' said Jack, 'is the seam between the deck-planking and the timbers, and we call it the devil, because it is the /devil/ for the caulkers to come at: in full we say, the devil to pay and no pitch hot; and what we mean is, that there is something hell-fire difficult to be done - must be done - and nothing to do it with. It is a figure. — Patrick O'Brian

It's strange - there's a public persona of me that does nothing for me: the side of me where it's 'US Weekly,' where 12 cars sit outside my house because of who I married. That side never shuts off. I would like that to shut off sometimes, yes. — Pete Wentz

Why don't you do some Bee CPR? BPR! — Grant Imahara

Unlimited activity, of whatever kind, must end in bankruptcy. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

It is extremely natural for us to desire to see such our thoughts put into the dress of words, without which indeed we can scarce have a clear and distinct idea of them our selves. — Eustace Budgell

Men did not like women to weep. It reminded them of their own failings. — Kameron Hurley