Officinalis Quotes & Sayings

A lot of people don't know the first time I was ever on national television I was a 'Soul Train' dancer. — Nick Cannon

It is time to stand strong for the American people. It is time to champion the interests of those constantly neglected on the question of immigration: the men and women and children we represent - the citizens of this country to whom we owe our ultimate allegiance. — Jeff Sessions

That's all I can do. I'll keep at it and hope it gets better. — Ned Vizzini

Melissa officinalis — Ann Bellows

It was awful, this love. — Eloisa James

Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible. — Stanislaw Lem

THE ASPARAGUS of the world are disappearing. Container ships of the vegetable are being hijacked every day. Asparagus farms and even private gardens are inexplicably laid bare of Asparagus Officinalis. People panic, the price of asparagus goes through the roof, and concerned vegans are wearing little plastic asparagus on their suits in support of the Liliaceae. — Holland Dayze

Short first pregnancies do not occasion criticism in our valley, for it is widely known that the good Lord often makes first pregnancies mercifully brief as His reward to the girl for having preserved her chastity until marriage. Subsequent pregnancies, however, usually run their full terms, which only makes sense, as the very fact that they are not first pregnancies means that the mother was not chaste at the moment of conception. — Trevanian