Officer Wiggum Quotes & Sayings
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Top Officer Wiggum Quotes

I remembah when you whuh a tiny baby and I had to lift those tiny legs and wipe the SHIT out of you-ah tuchus. It was fuckin' disgustin'. — Sarah Silverman

Dickens never joined a political party nor put forward a political programme. He was a writer who rightly saw his power as coming through his fiction. — Claire Tomalin

And what most people don't understand is the bulk of business in this country is small business. — Alphonso Jackson

I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny. — Jack Black

I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football. — Maddox

I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like. — Lucinda Williams