Offallah Quotes & Sayings

Pandas: China's Secret Weapon of Mass Seduction
'Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing
your cub is such an adorable thing!'

People think you're a gift of the Chinese -
but you're just on a 10 year lease.
For a mere $2,000,000/year pick any panda pair --
watch zoo ticket sales zoom, triple profit share.

'Look mommy, see the cute Panda bear!'
Remind me mom, how many were butchered
on Tiananmen Square?

'I forget dear, but that cub is sooo cute! — Beryl Dov

I never set out to achieve anything, certainly not fame like this,I still have to deal with how to actually make my life work. — Robert Pattinson

Nobody knows through how many thousands of years fighting men have made a place for themselves while the weak and peaceable have gone to the wall. — Elihu Root

Terrorism is fueled by hate. The tragedy is that there are countless young children who are being taught to hate. Terrorism is usually fueled also by poverty. — Jane Goodall

I will not cut my film because, because, because, because of the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. — Emir Kusturica

If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening the ax. — Abraham Lincoln

Apart from the National Film Awards, I don't see any other award ceremony that I should give value
to. My personal experience about these award ceremonies is that I don't trust them. I have no faith
in them so I would prefer to stay away. — Aamir Khan

In love - it sounded like a sickness without any cure, and wasn't that just how it sometimes felt? — Cornelia Funke