Odjednom Otac Quotes & Sayings

Wow," a man said. "The song made you sound like an average loser, but in reality you were a horribly pathetic loser. — Christopher Healy

I will never again attempt to tell any young person what to do - the really gifted don't need advice and the others can't take it. — Katherine Anne Porter

I understand women ... There's no man alive who can honestly say those words and mean them. It just isn't possible, so there's no use trying. But that doesn't mean you can't love them anyway. And it doesn't mean that you should ever stop doing your best to let them know how important they are to you! — Nicholas Sparks

So once the zookeeper realized it was the monkeys who stole the bananas, he knew there was only one way he'd be able to get them back."
"How?" I whispered. My throat was so sore.
"Don't talk. He had to beat them in shuffleboard, of course."
"What?"
"I said don't talk. Monkeys love shuffleboard."
He used a page from a homework assignment he'd failed and a stack of quarters to make a shuffleboard court. I watched the monkeys and the zookeepers have their showdown while I sipped the last of my applejuice.
"Need more?" Graham asked me without looking up, when my straw skidded against the dry bottom of the box.
"Uh uh."
"You're supposed to drink juice."
"I just drank some."
"More, though."
I shook my head.
"Drink more juice or the monkeys are going to kill you. The only thing they love more than shuffleboard is beating up dehydrated sick boys. — Hannah Moskowitz

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. — Anita Clenney

Maybe I'm not so good as I seem to you. I've a bad heart; I will have my own way. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

We hear the word Warrior used to describe women and men who show up, give their very best, and refuse to quit until the goal is reached. — Richard Machowicz

I didn't know someone could find a way to be conceited about houseplants, but Connor has lots of talent in making his belongings seem superior. — Becca Ritchie

I never aspired to be 2nd. I was taught ... you can do whatever you want in this world, so why not be the best in the world? — Ronda Rousey