Ode To Fatherhood Quotes & Sayings

If there 's a hole in a' your coats, I rede ye tent it; A chiel 's amang ye takin' notes, And, faith, he 'll prent it. — Robert Burns

I'm fed up with you," I said furiously. "I told you quite specifically the first time you tried to undo my skirt that I am not into emotional fuckwittage. It was very bad to carry on flirting, sleep with me then not even follow it up with a phone call, and try to pretend the whole thing never happened. Did you just ask me to Prague to make sure you could still sleep with me if you wanted to as if we were on some sort of ladder?" "A — Helen Fielding

And what am I doing?"
"You?" he eyed me appreciatively. "You'd just stand around and look pretty."
"And?"
"Give me blow jobs."
I punched him in the arm.
"What?" he laughed. "I know you love the cock."
"Shut up. — Karina Halle

The same thought ... crosses my mind whenever someone tells me there's something I can't do: Try Stopping Me. — Anthony Robles

Those who minister to poverty and disease are accomplices in the two worst of all the crimes. — George Bernard Shaw

If the government mandates anything with a price tag on it, then it ought to fund the project. — Jesse Ventura

The writer knows his own worth, and to be overvalued can confuse and destroy him as an artist. — Charles R. Jackson

I've always been controversial because I offer new ideas. For me to be controversial, I think this is positive. — Avigdor Lieberman