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Obviously Fake Quotes By Nalini Singh

Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast."
A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful "shoo-away." "Who knew she'd believe me?" [Mercy responded.]
"Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard to expose my 'kitten cage' full of the poor, sad kitties I was going to snack on?" A raised eyebrow. "Wasn't the cage next to my special 'kitten defurring' tools?"
"They were obviously fake."
Bas just stared at her. — Nalini Singh

Obviously Fake Quotes By John Updike

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. — John Updike

Obviously Fake Quotes By Trish Sie

It's surprisingly difficult to build fake overhead bins, especially ones that, you know, you can open really easily - because when you're floating around, you don't have any traction, obviously. — Trish Sie

Obviously Fake Quotes By David Foster Wallace

I am wonderful fun to talk to. I'm a consummate professional. People leave my parlor in states. You are here. It's conversation-time. Shall we discuss Byzantine erotica? — David Foster Wallace

Obviously Fake Quotes By Carrie Jones

Take her home."
Nick fake salutes. "Sir,yes sir."
"Sarcasm doesn't become you,Colt," Coach Walsh says,but he smiles when he says it, so obviously he is only mad at me,not superboy Nick Colt,beloved of coaches everywhere. If I were a guy he would let me run tomorrow. — Carrie Jones

Obviously Fake Quotes By Jim Goforth

As a kid, Sloane was fascinated by trains. He loved them, was absolutely entranced by them. He always envisioned them as gigantic steel dragons, albeit land ridden ones who were spellbound by the tracks they rode on, consigned to remain flightless and locked in thrall by the steel they slithered along. They transported people from place to place, but they weren't allowed to freely roam, they were cursed to remain on the same route eternally, back and forth, their steel wings clipped.-Training the Unfortunate — Jim Goforth

Obviously Fake Quotes By Robert Green Ingersoll

Nothing could be more idiotic and absurd than the doctrine of the trinity. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Obviously Fake Quotes By Robert Greene

Obviously there's Netflix, iTunes, and Amazon and all these other outlets. Fake It So Real is now on Fandor, and I think people have actually seen it there, which is fine. — Robert Greene

Obviously Fake Quotes By Kit Williamson

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. — Kit Williamson

Obviously Fake Quotes By Victor Garber

I've been amazed that it's so popular with people. But it's been fantastic. People are very excited when I walk into a place and they recognize me from the series. — Victor Garber

Obviously Fake Quotes By Aaron Allston

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table.
Han (to Leia) — Aaron Allston

Obviously Fake Quotes By Mitt Romney

I do not favor same-sex marriage. I oppose same-sex marriage, and that has been my view. But, but if people are looking for someone who will discriminate against gays or will in any way try and suggest that people that have different sexual orientation don't have full rights in this country, they won't find that in me. — Mitt Romney

Obviously Fake Quotes By Larry Correia

She was beautiful. In fact she was possibly the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She was tall, with dark black hair, light skin, and big brown eyes. Her face was beautiful, not fake beautiful like a model or an actress, because she was obviously a real person, but rather Helen of Troy, launch-a-thousand-ships kind of good-looking. — Larry Correia

Obviously Fake Quotes By Madi Brown

How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag? — Madi Brown

Obviously Fake Quotes By Tom Hiddleston

Hi, this is a user adding an obviously fake quote. I'm doing this because I'm tired of seeing fake Tom Hiddleston quotes and information on the web. Especially the fake love quote. I'm doing this to show you how easy it is to create fake information on the web. Don't believe everything you read on the web, especially on low quality sites where users add stuff, like this site. Only believe stuff from quality journalism. — Tom Hiddleston

Obviously Fake Quotes By Darlene Arden

Old wives' tales have hurt cats. They're not true! Who are those Old Wives? — Darlene Arden

Obviously Fake Quotes By Silvia Hartmann

Just because you don't know how on Earth something might be achieved doesn't mean you shouldn't allow yourself to really, really want it. That's the essence of a dream, the realms of magic and of miracles. — Silvia Hartmann

Obviously Fake Quotes By Susan Meissner

Truth is a strange companion. It devastates one moment and enthralls the next. But it never deceives. And because of that, in the end, it comforts. — Susan Meissner

Obviously Fake Quotes By Jon Stewart

Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even. — Jon Stewart

Obviously Fake Quotes By Greg Gutfeld

When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. — Greg Gutfeld

Obviously Fake Quotes By Leon Adams

Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake. — Leon Adams

Obviously Fake Quotes By Frank Grillo

My job as an actor is to serve the script. If I'm looking at it as to see what the best character is, then it's not really looking at the big picture. — Frank Grillo

Obviously Fake Quotes By Deepak Chopra

Pure physical sensation, social status, sexual attraction, and feeling like a winner are generally superficial, which is why people hunger for them repeatedly.The only goal worth attaining is complete freedom to be yourself, without illusions and false beliefs.The past and the future exist only in imagination. Everything you did before has no reality. Everything you will do afterward has no reality. Only the thing you are doing now is real. — Deepak Chopra

Obviously Fake Quotes By Bijou Hunter

You're not done growing. I see you sometimes thinking about shit, and I think you want more than to settle with life. You want to do more, but you're stuck. That's not age. That's a choice. Your life was stale because you settled. — Bijou Hunter

Obviously Fake Quotes By Sarah M. Cradit

But Nicholas had no room for practicality when there was fun to be had. There was no one as capable of taking a seemingly innocuous situation and turning it into a raving adventure.
Jane. What a boring, and obviously fake, name. This oughta be fun. — Sarah M. Cradit

Obviously Fake Quotes By Reggie Watts

For most of my life I've liked to pretend I live in a starship. Punching in fake codes to get into doorways that obviously are not secure. I love that idea of living on a spaceship. Because essentially we are: a gigantic thing floating in some infinite darkness that's running on principles that we don't even understand. — Reggie Watts

Obviously Fake Quotes By Gillian Flynn

I feel myself trying to be charming, and then I realize I'm obviously trying to be charming, and then I try to be even more charming to make up for the fake charm, and then I've basically turned into Liza Minnelli: I'm dancing in tights and sequins, begging you to love me. There's a bowler and jazz hands and lots of teeth. — Gillian Flynn

Obviously Fake Quotes By Ilana Glazer

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

Obviously Fake Quotes By Astro Teller

We are proposing that there is value in a totally new product category and a totally new set of questions. Just like the Apple II proposed, 'Would you reasonably want a computer in your home if you weren't an accountant or professional?' That is the question Glass is asking, and I hope in the end that is how it will be judged. — Astro Teller