Observatorio Digemid Quotes & Sayings

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. — Jackie Mason

With his head thrust forward like a ram, Baryba pushed his way through to the front. For some reason this was necessary, he felt with all his guts that it was necessary. He clenched his iron jaws. Something bestial stirred in him, something he hungered for, some murderous instinct. To be with everybody, to howl like everybody, to hit the one that everybody else was hitting. ("A Provincial Tale") — Yevgeny Zamyatin

If there's not enough money in the bank account, you don't spend it. — Charles Schwab

If you want to change the world,learn to change yourself first. — Hazrat Ali Ibn Abu-Talib R.A

Well, aren't you Mother fucking Teresa — J.R. Ward

A relationship is like a holiday from loneliness, beginning and ending in the same airport. The most awful thing about the end is that it reminds you so clearly of the beginning with the joy with which you set off. Everything is the same, yet everything has been inverted by grief. — Louis Buss

Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday. — Nikki Sixx

You know, I have a theory about Charlie Haughey. If you give him enough rope, he'll hang you. — Charles Haughey

I don't want to know who he's been with or how many (women). I do want to know that my man is not a virgin, because I want to know that he knows what he's doing. But I don't need to know how he's learned it. — Dania Ramirez

God, what is wrong with me? I've been watching too much Gossip Girl. Reading too many snarky books. Maybe I should listen to a bunch of Christian music or watch some Hannah Montana with Budge. I know, I'll view VeggieTales until the evil is purged out of me, and all the comes out of me is goodness, light, and songs about cucumbers. — Jenny B. Jones