Obscurely Famous Graves Quotes & Sayings

I am a dead man who wanders
registered nowhere — Ingeborg Bachmann

Leaning close to her, I ask, "If not a banker, what do I look like?" She smiles slowly and scrapes the olives off the toothpick with her teeth. "You look like a Chippendales dancer." Fabulous answer. I don't really need to explain to you why, do I? In a low, seductive voice I say, "I do have some great moves. If banking doesn't work out, Chippendales is Plan B. — Emma Chase

I'm the bathroom master
I'm a real bowl blaster
Don't mess with me
'Cause I can mess it up faster
With just one flush
I can make a toilet gush
When my sister cleans it up
I just turn her to mush! — R.U. Slime

Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere — Ben Folds

Jesus Christ came to tell men that they have no enemies but themselves. — Blaise Pascal

To inspire is revealing the unpolished bits before perfection. — Gloria D. Gonsalves

THE COMMON THREAD will help keep you on track during challenging times, during the pursuit of your hopes, dreams & goals — Jerry Gladstone

For Hollywood to make 'Spider-Man,' only to redo the movie a couple years later, just boggles the mind. To recast 'The Incredible Hulk' for a third time? I don't get it. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

Next to the strappy Wielders, I felt me and my class were devastatingly scrawny or chubby. — Deepika Kumaaraguru

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. — Barbara De Angelis