Obozuyt Quotes & Sayings

I used to figure that Santa was the zombie. Not like modern zombies, more like the voodoo ones. The elves resurrect this long dead saint to do their festive bidding every year because they were magically restricted to the North Pole. It's entirely possibly my mom let me watch too many horror movies. — Thomm Quackenbush

Who could have done this to me?" I wail, pressing my hands to my cheeks. "I can't feel my face. Is my face still my face? — Jenny Han

TGIF," I said aloud even though it was only Thursday. But I was alone in my apartment as far as I knew. I deliberately avoid making whimsical incorrect statements in public. You would be surprised at how many people get irritated if you say "TGIF" on the wrong day. By "people" I mean "English professors." To most English professors it would be inconceivable to say, "Thank God it's Friday" on a Thursday. I don't know if that's because they are strict adherents to the rules of language or if they are mentally ill. — Gary Reilly

Wisdom oft times consists of knowing what to do next. — Herbert Hoover

Future is a meaningless word if you don't give your heart and soul to your dreams. What happens to us is never etched in stone, but determined by what we want to happen ... Death is inevitable, but life is what we can avoid, if we so choose. — Katlyn Charlesworth

Humans treat time as a map and always know where they are located on it and respond with the appropriate emotion. — Russell Baker

It's a great sacrifice to do what I'm doing. I'm not having fun at all ... What a brutal job! — Silvio Berlusconi