Obojica Ili Quotes & Sayings

You can behead people, you can crucify them, you can cut their hearts out and eat them on YouTube ... but, don't screw with the place where God hid America's oil. — Bill Maher

Talking to a shrink was out of the question, of course; I would frighten the poor thing to death, and he might feel honor bound to have me locked away somewhere. Certainly I could not argue with the wisdom of that idea. — Jeff Lindsay

I've always been taught that religion is supposed to be a comfort to people, not a threat. I think these people have perverted something that's supposed to be holy and turned it into a weapon. — Craig Johnson

The universe is just there and it's a mystery and there's no way our tiny brains can ever comprehend it. — A Loewenstein

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another they are Communists. — Harper Lee

The act of speaking felt like shaking his head until the right phrases fell out. — Robert Repino

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening

"It wasn't a ruse. Everything I said is true."
He huffs and attempts a glare. But underneath, I see the same doubt and vulnerability I heard in his voice when he sent me to the train without him. I also see something more: a damaged and enchanted fairy who pushed aside his selfishness and faced the bandersnatch for me, who looked a train dead-on, who put himself between Jeb and Sister Two, and who saved my dad from having his life sucked away.
I'm overwhelmed with compassion and gratitude and another emotion I don't dare put a name to. I have to convince him that there's a place for him in my heart, too.
Just not yet.
I glance at the wings covering me, at his body, immovable in front of me, then rise up on tiptoe and take his smooth face in both my hands. He tenses for an instant - suspicious - but relaxes slowly, each muscle surrendering bit by bit as I stroke his jaw. — A.G. Howard