Obnoxious Birthday Quotes & Sayings

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor. — Dick Gregory

"You ought to be ashamed," a woman in an Easter bonnet told Stein. "Your race gave us our religion ... " "From ancient polytheism, the belief in lots of gods," the woman continued a little more eruditely, "the Hebrew nation led us on to the idea that there is only one." "Which is just a step from the truth," said Stein. — Peter De Vries

Don't create theology about God so that you can feel better about Him. — Matt Chandler

The common willing of a common world is an eminently practical undertaking and not in the least abstract. — Daniel Kemmis

I always used to put on plays when I was younger for my family to watch, when I was 10 or something. I used to force older members of my family to watch the plays and younger members of my family to be characters in the plays - and my personal favorite was Batman. — Erin Richards

Take some time to play around with segmentation. If you can pinpoint your best and worst customers it's well worth the time. — Des MacHale

If you hold onto the beauty and inspiration and the clarity that is music, you will have an anchor, you will not be too far swayed by what the world is — Van Cliburn

I am explicitly not opening the giant can of worms that is the ongoing current discussion of patent, copyright, and trademark reform. — James Fallows

The self-addressed stamped envelope. The representation of everything that was wrong with the old publishing industry. — Alexei Maxim Russell

Vengeance, is good. You give it, you get it. It's all part of what makes us human. So thank god for vengeance. Otherwise, the human race might as well just roll over and let another species for a while. I think it will be the cats. Watch 'em. They're cooking up something. — Christopher Titus

Now I really feel the landscape, I can be bold and include every tone of blue and pink: it's enchanting, it's delicious. — Claude Monet

Conlan: "She's not Sophia."
Angie: "She's somebody's Sophia. — Kristin Hannah

I deal with a lot of wonderful gay people. I hire a lot of them. I use a lot of them. I respect them. They're terrific. I am good friends with them. But you live your life the way you want to live, and I'll live mine, and I won't stick my nose in yours. — Richard DeVos

This is the prayer of each:
You are the source of my life.
You separate essence from mud.
You honor my soul.
You bring rivers from the
mountain springs.
You brighten my eyes.
The wine you offer
takes me out of myself
into the self we share.
Doing that is religion — Rumi