Oblecen New Yorker Quotes & Sayings

It's never too early to begin pointing your little ones' souls heavenward. — Elizabeth George

Fact: life is a giant classroom and every day is an opportunity to learn something new.
Fact: you have to be prepared for pop quizzes, because they can come from anywhere or anyone.
Also fact: I wished I'd called in sick today.
What I learned from professor Frosty?
How to properly boost cars. The guy could do wicked things with a single piece of wire.
"I'm a criminal now," I lamented as we soared down the highway. Killing in self defense didn't count.
"I'm an accomplice. A thief."
"Actually," he said smoothly, "you're a freelance valet. All you're doing is moving a car from one location to another. There's nothing wrong with that, now, is there? — Gena Showalter

Though liberals have portrayed themselves throughout the past several decades as champions of the homeless, they are actually guilty of having created and perpetuated their condition. — Mona Charen

Tallulah [Bankhead] was the foremost naughty girl of her era but, in those days, "naughty" meant piquant, whereas values have so changed that now, in the 1970s, it generally means nauseating. — Anita Loos

In the end, we only regretted the chances we didn't take, the relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make. — Taryn Plendl

Taste is not only a part and index of morality, it is the only morality. The first, and last, and closest trial question to any living creature is "What do you like?" Tell me what you like, I'll tell you what you are. — John Ruskin

You have to believe in yourself when no one else does. — Serena Williams

I just try to get on anyway that I can, hit, hit-by-pitch, walk, home runs, anything. — Nick Johnson

I shot images of everything I could find over the course of a year. I would go all over the world and take pictures. In a day, I could easily take thousands. — Jon Oringer

I'm sorry I hurt your hand ... with my face.
-Bobby Pendragon — D.J. MacHale

Believe in Lord Arthur. Believe in your Carp. We shall prevail. — Garth Nix