Oberlander Cookies Quotes & Sayings

When I was arrested,' I said, 'I had to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. So, I've actually been certified sane enough to stand trial, which is more than I can say for most of the people I know, including the psychiatrist who certified me. In fact, to get convicted in a court of law, you've gotta be declared sane. Which means that every convict in the world, in a jail cell, is sane, A-Grade and Certified. And with so many people on the outside seeing therapists and counsellors and all, pretty soon the only people who'll be able to prove they're sane will be the people behind bars. — Gregory David Roberts

I love you. Sidhe, I know I have no right to tell you this, but I do. I always will. — Sandy Williams

When things become too popular they are always fading away for something else. — Karl Lagerfeld

LOVE should be the inspiration when Lover is the Surprise, and when LOVE is the Surprise , then Loved one must be the inspiration! — Madan Mohan Mahapatra

Once Playboy came to me, all the preachers ran. I needed to pose in Playboy to make money. — Jessica Hahn

Already he was a very different hobbit from the one that had run out without a pocket-handkerchief from Bag-End long ago. He had not had a pocket-handkerchief for ages. — J.R.R. Tolkien

I KNOW WHAT I DONT KNOW. — Aristotle.

If only the peace I feel right now
could be stored up and released later
when cruelty surrounds me
in the dark
during nightmares. — Margarita Engle

Sitting at the table were three Russian prisoners of war that had been assigned to work on her husband's farm. Hesitantly, we sat down with these men. I couldn't understand a word they said and I couldn't know the awful circumstances under which I would see them again. We stayed at the farm that entire day and she let us sleep in a nice large bed, tucked under the eaves of the attic. It would have been perfect except that we didn't have any pillows or blankets but at least there wasn't a corpse in bed with us! The nights were getting cold this time of year, besides the Russians had made me feel considerably uncomfortable. When I asked her about her neighbors she avoided the question and so I thought it best to continue our search, in hopes of a better place to stay. — Hank Bracker

I named my new son James Joseph Brown II. I think he's going to be a lot better than I was. — James Brown

There is no hope for any speculation that does not look absurd at first glance. — Niels Bohr

Mahalo's business model is advertising. Yahoo, Google, Ask, AOL and MSN are all advertising-based. So I don't see anything wrong with advertising-based search. — Jason Calacanis

Celeste chose to sleep through the flight, which was a small mercy. — Kiera Cass