Obamacare Sign Up Quotes & Sayings

I'd love to open a restaurant that changes every month. One month it would be a mom and bar spaghetti-and-meatball, Red Sox place, and the next it would be a British pub, and everyone gets in a fight. — Graham Elliot

He's barely said anything and I already know this guy is gross,' she told the girls. 'If the zombies come at us, we feed them him first. — Faith McKay

The worst thing about losing this job: I'm no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare. — Jay Leno

In order for Obamacare's cost structure to work, millions of Americans must sign up to pay inflated prices; that would help pay for the subsidies to cover insurance company costs on those with pre-existing conditions. — Ben Shapiro

So, very early reports are that Obamacare exchanges are, as expected, having some technical glitches on the first day - maybe even a bit worse than expected, because it appears that volume has been much bigger than predicted. Here's what you need to know: this is good, not bad, news for the program. Lots of people logging on and signing up on the very first day is an early indication that it's going to be fine, that plenty of people will sign up for the first year of health reform. — Paul Krugman

I am not a hero."
"Maybe not, but you get the job done. — John G. Hemry

It was always foolhardy for Republicans and conservatives to stake their objections to Obamacare on the number of sign-ups; Social Security is going bankrupt despite 100% enrollment. The reality is that Obama was always destined to hit his required numbers because, after all, he has the power of government to compel action. — Ben Shapiro

But remember, nature is not quick. If you plant a seed in a ground today it will not be fully bloomed tomorrow. It takes time. It takes patience. — Aubree Deimler

The only way to fight the darkness around us is to light a fire within us. — Seth Adam Smith

People are not fat and sick because they choose to eat conventionally produced produce over organic. It's because they are not eating fruits and vegetables. — Abbie Jaye

We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign up for Obamacare - and we'll see which happens first. — Jon Stewart

Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, 'If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan.' The scammers will tell you that, so you have to be careful. — Jay Leno

Magic Johnson links his HIV and treatment to health care as though ObamaCare would provide the same level of care that a mega rich celebrity would get. Is he going to dump his coverage? Is he going to dump it and sign up for ObamaCare? — Greg Gutfeld

Everyone goes through all kinds of relationship situations. I'm lucky that I get to be on two comedy shows [during divorce]. — Fred Armisen

Good habits are the key to all success. Bad habits are the unlocked door to failure. — Og Mandino

Yeah... they tell you to work from the inside, which is perhaps their greatest deception of all... — Josh Burggraf

Love is an art and this world lack artists. — Javaria Waseem

When you get a hankering to talk or complain about what you gave up for Lent, replace that hankering by speaking the word of God. For all the times you would have done the activity that you gave up for Lent, replace it by reading the word of God. Christians should always be drawing closer to God. — Monica Johnson

In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton

I never understood why the metal heads in my school hated the punks. — Trevor Dunn

It is an odd paradox that a society, which can now speak openly and unabashedly about topics that were once unspeakable, still remains largely silent when it comes to mental illness — Glenn Close

None of the people who wrote Obamacare want anything to do with it. None of the people responsible for Obamacare can afford it. They all want subsidies. None of the people that gave us Obamacare have any desire to actually go to HealthCare.gov and sign up. That's for you and me to have to do. — Rush Limbaugh