Oakey Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

When my mother comes home from the hospital with me, my older brother takes one look inside the pink blanket, says, Take her back. We already have one of those. Already — Jacqueline Woodson

Before this war is over, I intend to be a Major General or a corpse. — Isaac R. Trimble

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice> — Steven Wright

Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels, and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes. — Eric Gurney

The music business is motivated by money. Music is motivated by energy and feelings. — Erykah Badu

My vagina smells like a set of nuts."

"Awesome. — Debra Anastasia

Dudley snatched Blanchard's plate. That lad shouting racial slurs may be offending Dr. Ashida. Please take him someplace secluded and kick the shit out of him. — James Ellroy

There is only one way to respect the substance of any purported God-given moral edict: consider it conscientiously in the full light of reason, using all the evidence at our command. No God that was pleased by displays of unreasoning love would be worthy of worship. — Daniel C. Dennett

This is so stupid it practically drools. — David Foster Wallace

I could see that the whole idea and business of Childhood was nothing guaranteed. It seemed to me, in fact, like something more or less invented by white people and stuck onto the front end of grown-up life like a frill on a dress. — Barbara Kingsolver

There's nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know. — Ambrose Bierce