Ny Giants Funny Quotes & Sayings

I need a prison in order to dream of being free. — John Popper

I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies. — Ben Affleck

Jazz is one of the best things that you can find in your life, it can always be your friend. — George Gershwin

[Olivia:] "It's just that I was already at my calorie limit for the day before I had the liquor, and I want to go to Europe in my skinny jeans."

[Tobias:] "What the hell are skinny jeans?"

"They're the jeans that you buy that are too small so that someday you can wear them and feel awesome."

He put his fork down and stared at me, openmouthed. "There are so many things wrong with that sentence. I don't even know where to start."

"It's okay. This is advanced self-loathing. You'd have to be a woman to understand it at this level. — Lucy March

Beings we can hardly imagine or understand. — Kat Beyer

Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once, Jason said. — Brandon Mull

Nothing in the world is harder than convincing someone of an unfamiliar truth. — Patrick Rothfuss

I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. — Oscar Wilde

They'd fallen into their old ways, accusatory and evasive, which was reassuring in a perverted way. Leo understood the nasty pull of the regrettable familiar, how the old grooves could be so much more satisfying than the looming unknown. It's addicts stayed addicts. — Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney

Why waste a brand new day with your thoughts of yesterday — Steven Aitchison

And he looked at her with open eyes, the bone of his heavy brow a bastion above, the flesh of his face wealthy below, and in those eyes she glimpsed an imperium, a mechanism of rule building itself from the work of so many million hands. Remorseless not out of cruelty or hate but because it was too vast and too set on its destiny to care for the small tragedies of its growth. — Seth Dickinson

It takes faith, too, and obedience, to conquer selfishness, that unsubmissive characteristic which, if unchecked, produces profound personal melancholy and solitariness. Selfishness is a form of self-worship, and we have been told, "Thou shalt have no other Gods before me" (Exodus 20:3). — Neal A. Maxwell

This paralysis is my greatest mercy.7 — Joni Eareckson Tada

Ah, there," said Morgan, "that comed of sp'iling Bibles."
"That comes
as you call it
of being arrant asses," retorted the doctor. — Robert Louis Stevenson

This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked. — David Coleman