Nuttier Than Squirrel Quotes & Sayings

She's got a man's nightshirt on and stockings with holes in them. Somebody else's tie, a gold and green chevroned number, hangs around her neck and just at this moment it looks like a king's mantle draped over her shoulders. Her hair's all loose, her lipstick and eyeliner gone a-roving. She's got a cigar in one hand and a jar full of gin in the other, and she's laughing, laughing like for once that damned chicken crossed the road for something really good. — Catherynne M Valente

Don Rumsfeld is the finest secretary of defense the nation has ever had. — Dick Cheney

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. — P.C. Cast

Even summarized, it sounded nuttier than a squirrel turd at a peanut festival. — Laura Kaye

This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson — Madeleine Urban

People who are strangers to liquor are incapable of talking about literature. — Mo Yan

Know what being a man's pet means. And if you're ever lucky enough to find yourself with the choice, choose the pasture. — Stacy Overman Morrison

What we see today is an American economy that has boomed because of policies and developments of the 1950s and '60s: the interstate-highway system, massive funding for science and technology, a public-education system that was the envy of the world and generous immigration policies. — Fareed Zakaria

I don't ever want to go backwards, I quite like it. I like the freedom and I like the - What I set out to do was to make a big action-adventure movie that ticks all the boxes in terms of audience expectations and spectacle, and yet also make a very personal film and it feels like I've gotten away with that, I've managed that. — Joe Wright

If religious people deny paradise to their opponents or to 'non-believers,' atheists would likewise seek to eliminate 'dangerous' believers with their 'childish' ways and their heads in the clouds. — Tariq Ramadan

I am just convinced that people want to see people on TV who are more like themselves. — Don Cornelius

I suspect I would do almost anything for you, — Christina Lauren