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There is but one philosophy and its name is fortitude! To bear is to conquer our fate. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Does he feel my request is unreasonable? ("Why does my mother bug me to wash behind my ears? Nobody looks there.") — Adele Faber

If you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem. — M. Scott Peck

The difference that a drama group or a cinema club can make to a small village or a town. It opens people up to ideas, potential about themselves that really, in a way, education often fails to. It's a way of drawing a community together. — Gabriel Byrne

The major problem is quite simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you for instance how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. The event will be described differently according to whether you are talking about it from the standpoint of your own natural time, from a time in the further future, or a time in the further past and is further complicated by the possibility of conducting conversations whilst you are actually travelling from one time to another with the intention of becoming your own father or mother. — Douglas Adams

Messengers and mountain bikers share a common chromosome. — James Bethea

All my characters have got a big slice of me in them. A big piece of me, because it's my dialogue and this is the way I think and talk. — Wilbur Smith

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party. — Ambrose Bierce

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. — Oscar Wilde

If at any time you notice that you are crying more than you are smiling, it's at that very moment, you need to reevaluate your relationship. — Patrice Balark