Nursing Assistant Funny Quotes & Sayings

I would love to be on 'Top Gear' as a star in a reasonably priced car. — Sandra Bullock

That utterance of Jesus, "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's," is one of the most revolutionary and history-making utterances that ever fell from those lips divine. That utterance, once and for all, marked the divorcement of church and state. It marked a new era for the creeds and deeds of men. — George W Truett

As a teenager, I was an enormous fan of Valerie Bertinelli's hair. — Jennifer Aniston

You were looking for somebody, and there was somebody,and you would convince yourself that this random person was what you were really looking for in the first place. — Alexander McCall Smith

Meat is a status dish in which the sizzle counts for more than the nutritional worth. — Magnus Pyke