Nunzio Sulprizio Quotes & Sayings

That while we were busy making sure we didn't miss — Meg Jay

Back on the ferry, I sip some vodka on the rocks and have a chat with God.
Me: (desperately) What the *&%$# am I going to do?
God:
Me: (surprised) Really? After all those Sundays of being a back up singer for Jesus, you got nothing to say?
God:
Me: (humbly) Help me out here. — Lexis De Rothschild

A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car. — Emile Genest

Bejart is almost never performed in New York City; critically, he just gets attacked here. — David Hallberg

Today is the first day and last day of your life ... try to make every day a masterpiece. — Mark Batterson

Did you ever hear the Oriental proverb, "The dogs bark but the caravan passes on"? Let them bark, Scarlett. I fear nothing will stop your caravan. — Margaret Mitchell

I'd love to be the new Jools Holland, but you know, for, like, cooler people. — Katy B

Tough guys toughen up when faced with adversity. So he flexes his gag reflex and steps inside. — Bradley Sands

Sometimes I'd like to play the bad guy and sometimes I'd like to die in a movie. — Jackie Chan

Yes, Haven, most of us enjoy preaching, and Ive got such a bully pulpit! — Theodore Roosevelt

And that wasn't the first time it ever occurred to me that this world ain't run like it ought to be run a heap of more times than what it is. — William Faulkner