Numpties Quotes & Sayings

Her hands twisted restlessly together like a pair of pink and hairless animals at play. — Stephen King

Dismiss any thought that leads to discouragement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

True art takes note not merely of form but also of what lies behind. — Mahatma Gandhi

For answer Mr Flay shot his head forward out of his collar and croaked, 'Silence! you kitchen thing. Hold your tongue you greasy fork. — Mervyn Peake

Satanism is not a white light religion; it is a religion of the flesh, the mundane, the carnal - all of which are ruled by Satan, the personification of the Left Hand Path. — Anton Szandor LaVey

It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little
bells that knew how to laugh ... — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

The front seat is for people who've never been kidnapped by bloody numpties. Jesus Christ, Baz. — Rainbow Rowell

Under Obama, our federal tax dollars can now be used to fund abortion all over the world. With the stroke of a pen, abortion essentially became a U.S. foreign export. — Rick Perry

Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet. — P. J. O'Rourke

Fear in the absence of certainty can inspire men to do unimaginable things. — James Morris Robinson

You know you're dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn't help to cover up a murder. — Rosen Trevithick

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? — Steven Wright

All unique and unrepeatable, like cloud-shadows on mountains or flames in a fire. — Alison Allen-Gray

Liberty is meaningless where the right to utter one's thoughts and opinions has ceased to exist. That, of all rights, is the dread of tyrants. It is the right which they first of all strike down. — Frederick Douglass