Numbnuts Funny Quotes & Sayings

She and I were still friends, but not best friends, not like we used to be. But we were still friends. She'd known me my whole life. It's hard to throw away history. It was like you were throwing away a part of yourself. — Jenny Han

What was once a cottage industry dedicated to the discovery and development of new voices and works has become instead the raison d'etre for many a playwright's existence ... And since readings have become playwrights' main source of exposure, the nature of playwriting has changed to fit readings' needs. Investigation into what is eminently theatrical has been substituted - more and more these days - by what can simply come across and read well. — Caridad Svich

But what is of great importance to me is observation of the movement of colors. — Robert Delaunay

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. — Fran Lebowitz

Do you believe in what you do? Every day? It turns out that belief happens to be a brilliant strategy. — Seth Godin

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party. — Ambrose Bierce

Their first stop, naturally, was the library, and here, by whirling flashlight beam, Fairfax's body was located. He lay facedown on the rug in the center of the room, with his eyes wide open and his arms outstretched as if in supplication. The medics had the adrenaline needles ready, but they didn't try to use them. It was already much too late. Fairfax had suffered first-degree ghost-touch, and it had left him swollen, blue, and dead. Immediate readings were carried out in the vicinity of the locket and all around the room, but everything came up negative. The spirit of Annie Ward - having been reunited with her killer - was nowhere to be found. — Jonathan Stroud

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death. — Mike Myers

Child, you suffer from an excess of great stupidity or great bravery. I'm not sure which. — J.C. Daniels