Notestine Fort Quotes & Sayings

I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself. — Steve Martin

First of all, convince yourself that you are the best because the rest of your life is going to go proving this to others. — Wasim Akram

Yepsen (n.) The amount that can be held in two hands cupped together; also, the two cupped hands themselves. A measurement that has never really caught on like the teaspoon, the yepsen also falls firmly within the category of things for which you never thought there was a word - at least, not until some interfering busybody like me came along and told you what it was. Yesterneve — Ammon Shea

Most of the tools from medieval times were extensions of the physical self. Tools are now extensions of the mental self. — Lotoya Peterson

The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time. — Laurence J. Peter

Who can tell? It may be that there must always be growth - and that if one does not grow kinder and wiser and greater, then the growth must be the other way, fostering the evil things. Or it may be that the life they all led was too shut in, too folded back upon itself - without breadth or vision. Or it may be that, like a disease of crops, it is contagious, that first one and then another is sickened. — Agatha Christie

As a profoundly deaf woman, my experiences have shown me that the impossible is indeed possible! — Heather Whitestone