Norvegianairline Quotes & Sayings

If you're going to do a Chris Christie joke, just say, 'Christie spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Then he turned to his friends and said, 'You guys want anything?' That's a joke. I can't believe it. I caved in. I feel awful. — Jimmy Fallon

...the longer one stays in full flight from reality, the more painful will be the landing. — Taite Adams

Sex and dominance. It's what modern humans think vampire relationships are all about," I said. "Their stories are full of crazed alpha-male vampires throwing women over their shoulders before dragging them off for dinner and a date." "Dinner and a date?" Matthew was aghast. "Do you mean . . . ?" "Uh-huh. You should see what Sarah's friends in the Madison coven read. Vampire meets girl, vampire bites girl, girl is shocked to find out there really are vampires. The sex, blood, and overprotective behavior all come quickly thereafter. Some of it is pretty explicit." I paused. "There's no time for bundling, that's for sure. I don't remember much poetry or dancing either." Matthew swore. "No wonder your aunt wanted to know if I was hungry." "You really should read this stuff, if only to see what humans think. It's a public-relations nightmare. Far worse than what witches have to overcome. — Deborah Harkness

I bet on the game of baseball and I bet on my team, even the mistakes I made, I have to take a different look at someone betting against their own team ... that's throwing the game. — Pete Rose

I ALWAYS LOOK YOU.YOU HAVE TO KNOW — Richelle Mead

Death is around every street corner, and some corners are sharper than others. — Matshona Dhliwayo

(A ruler) cannot and should not keep his word when to do so would go against his interests or when the reason he pledged it no longer holds. — Niccolo Machiavelli

Pastors are over-extended taking care of a few hundred sheep in their church — Sunday Adelaja

He had an opinion of himself, I think, that was too high for his own good. Or maybe it was the reverse. Maybe it was a low opinion that he kept trying to erase. — Tim O'Brien