Norad Santa Quotes & Sayings

You are a sick freak who should be beaten. — Daniel Tosh

I have a good attitude. And I was born with a happy heart. I'm always looking for things to be better. — Dolly Parton

Being no bigot myself to any mode of worship, I am disposed to endulge the professors of Christianity in the church, that road to heaven which to them shall seem the most direct plainest easiest and least liable to exception. — George Washington

shoulder cast climbed — Robert Crais

I'm being accused of being a murderer! I'M being ACCUSED of being a molester! ... They say my idea of a fun day is a dark lonely field and the urunj of a car, and a large stick and a roll of duct tape! My MOM shops at Wal-Mart! She gets calls all the time now; she's worried about me! I'm not the most emotionally stable guy in the world; I'll admit that ... I do have some problems, but my God, I'm not a murderer! — Al Snow

These days, NORAD's peak period of public visibility is at Christmastime when it tracks the course of Santa and his sleigh. — Ted Koppel

She made herself stronger by fighting with the wind. — Frances Hodgson Burnett