Noontime Net Quotes & Sayings

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children. — Michael Scott

I've always been completely autocratic. I've never learned to be diplomatic or democratic. — Alan Parker

Please... Don't make me a murderer. — Sui Ishida

Men can only think. Women have a way of understanding without thinking. Woman was created out of God's own fancy. Man, He had to hammer into shape. — Rabindranath Tagore

Rain, the grade school teachers say, makes the trees and flowers grow, but we're not trees and flowers, and so many grade school teachers are single. — Daniel Handler