Nonhumorous Quotes & Sayings

Good morning, this is Dan Rather, with the news. Today, [person] died in an insanely nonhumorous manner — Tao Lin

You're going to be okay. You're going to find your way. You are not alone. — John Eldredge

But a person, I would say, is an individual living really with the world. And 'with' the world, I don't mean in the world- just in real contact, in real reciprocity with the world in all the points in which the world can meet man. — Martin Buber

Those who commit the murders write the reports. — Ida B. Wells

The wolfe eats oft of the sheep that have been warn'd. — George Herbert

Kiss me and you'll know how important I am. — Sylvia Plath

The evangelization of the person and of human communities depends totally on this encounter with Jesus Christ. — Pope Benedict XVI

And then I said to her, Rachel, you're out of your ever-lovin' mind. There's no way in h-e-double-toothpicks you'd find me hookin' up with a faery, especially one of the unseelie court, no matter how well hung he is. Ya just never know with them, do ya? I hear about a witch in Quebec who crossed one of the unseelie princes, and she ended up with three breasts. Can you imagine what she goes through trying to find a bra that fits? — Katie MacAlister

You don't get many do-overs in life. — Eric Shinseki

If you are in trouble anywhere in the world, an airplane can fly over and drop flowers, but a helicopter can land and save your life. — Igor Sikorsky

I'm just reveling in the glory of not having to hear the neediness and impotence of my own voice. — John Green

Give them great meals of beef and iron and steel, they will eat like wolves and fight like devils. — William Shakespeare

I'll make you fall for me! By having you like me, I'll turnover that trauma for you" -Takaya — Sakura Iro

A man who has lived in many places is not likely to be deceived by the local errors of his native village; the scholar has lived in many times and is therefore in some degree immune from the great cataract of nonsense that pours from the press and the microphone of his own age. — Justin S. Holcomb

We have lived for thousands of years together, Muslims and Christians; we are part of the same society. — Mohamed ElBaradei

I was that weird kid from India who took showers at three in the morning. — Kunal Nayyar